| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny. |
| period: | Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny... |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snickers. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners. |
| period: | You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy or two. |
| period: | Close eyes and repeat tomorrow. |
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT TO SAY (WARNING: IN A LOT OF CAPS) SO
Ladies and Gentlemen,
THE SHIPPING QUEEN.