I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
(Source: nointerrruption, via pisc3s)
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via pisc3s)
| once a person liked me | |
| plot change: | it was my dog |
| plot change: | i don't even have a dog |