Makeshift Memoir

Inquire here   Nicole. 19. I like mexican food, words, travelling, theme parks, Anberlin, Between the Trees, and Regina Spektor.
SLYTHERIN
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ed-pool:

Game of Thrones Expectations Vs. Reality via Imugr

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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

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orevet:

ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

I’m just picturing this from the bees’ point of view and it’s simultaneously hilarious and horrifying

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sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

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